01Day in the Life of a Pilot: Commuting
"I'm stuck at the airport. Again. The next flight home is in another 12 hours. Guess I'll miss your birthday. Again.
02Day in the Life of a Pilot: Sim Training
On sim training:
"Sorry I didn't have time to call. I've been in simulator training all day. I probably won't be able to call tomorrow, either."
03Day in the Life of a Pilot: Sitting Reserve
On sitting reserve:
"I won't make it home for Christmas. Or our anniversary. Or that family vacation we planned. I'll just be sitting right here... on reserve."
04Day in the Life of a Pilot: Flying the Line
On flying the line:
"Yes, I really did eat McDonald's three times in one day. And Starbucks. No, they aren't fraudulent charges..."
05Day in the Life of a Pilot: Scheduling
On early/late show times:
"Yes, I really do have to get up at 3 a.m. Again. I'll try not to wake the baby."
06Day in the Life of a Pilot: Jet Lag
"I'm too tired to FaceTime. I'll talk to you in a few days."
07Day in the Life of a Pilot: Relationships
"No, I'm not cheating on you. Hanging out with crew members at the hotel bar is totally normal and doesn't mean I'm hooking up with all of the flight attendants."
08Day in the Life of a Pilot: Returning Home
On the return home:
"Can I just have an hour to myself before you throw the honey-do list at me?"
09Day in the Life of a Pilot: Traveling the World
On the perils of traveling the world:
"It's just no fun without you. The weather sucks. The other crew members are boring. The food is terrible..."