Technology Quotes About Computers and System Failures

Humorous Quotes Index: Life with Computers and Technology at Work, in Business

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When talking about "innovation" in the retail industry (or any industry), it's primarily all about technology. It's computers that power retail innovation and the technology behind "the system" that makes the scope and reach of any business unlimited.

We love our technology until it turns on us. And at some time or another, technological failures have turned on us all.

When you’re in the middle of a computer glitch, technology breakdown, or somehow caught in “the system,” there’s not much that’s fun or funny about it.

But these quotable quotations about technology, computers, and “the system" remind us that technical difficulties are a common experience in the 21st century, and there is some humor to be found. After all, it’s better to laugh about technology than to throw your computer - or yourself - off a cyber cliff.

What follows are fun and funny, quotable quotes about computers, technology and “the system” in our work, our businesses, and in our lives. These quotes are from a variety of famous business leaders, writers, entertainers, politicians, experts, and other famous and not so famous people. They are arranged with the funniest first according to the sense of humor of the editor, with the inspirational quotes at the end of the index.

Read and share these quotable quotes about technology and then click the links provided for more quotable and shareable quotations suitable for workplace engagement, and business motivation.

 

Famous, Funny, and Inspiring Quotations About Technology, Computers and “The System”:

  • "The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man, and a dog.  The man will be there to feed the dog.  The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment. " - Warren G. Bennis
     
  • "For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.  - Alice Kahn
     
  • "If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees.  That'll do them in."  - Author Unknown
     
  • "Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.” - Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple Inc.
     
  • "Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.  ~Author Unknown
     
  • “Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.” - Jeff Pesis
     
  • "The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord."  - Author Unknown
     
  • “The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.” - Seymour Cray
     
  • “Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the ‘most reliable Windows ever.‘  To me, this is like saying that asparagus is ‘the most articulate vegetable ever.‘" - Dave Barry
     
  • "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain."  - J.K. Rowling, author of The Harry Potter books
     
  • "Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso
     
  • “Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.” - Richard Buckminster Fuller
     
  • "The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. " - Author Unknown
     
  • "Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. "- Stewart Brand
     
  • "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." - Author Unknown
     
  • "If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. " - Frank Lloyd Wright
     
  • "Technology… the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it."  - Max Frisch
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  • "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG." - Bill Gates, Founder of Microsoft
     
  • "Lo! Men have become the tools of their tools."  - Henry David Thoreau
     
  • "The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people. " - Karl Marx
     
  • "The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers."  - Sydney J. Harris
     
  • "The future masters of technology will have to be light-hearted and intelligent. The machine easily masters the grim and the dumb." -  Marshall McLuhan
     
  • "Technology is ruled by two types of people: those who manage what they do not understand, and those who understand what they do not manage." - Mike Trout
     
  • "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C Clarke 
     
  • "Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology." - John Tudor
     
  • "Technology is like a fish. The longer it stays on the shelf, the less desirable it becomes." - Andrew Heller
     
  • "Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. " - Andy Rooney
     
  • "Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. " - R. Buckminster Fuller
     
  • "It's not computer literacy that we should be working on, but sort of human literacy.  Computers have to become human-literate. " - Nicholas P. Negroponte
     
  • "A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind."  - Joseph Weizenbaum
     
  • “I just invent. Then I wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented.” - Richard Buckminster Fuller 

     
  • "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."  - Albert Einstein
     
  • "One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men.  No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man."  - Elbert Hubbard
     
  • "Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid.”  - William M. Kelly
     
  • "The system of nature, of which man is a part, tends to be self-balancing, self-adjusting, self-cleansing.  Not so with technology."  - E.F. Schumacher
     
  • "The system is that there is no system. That doesn't mean we don't have process. Apple is a very disciplined company, and we have great processes. But that's not what it's about. Process makes you more efficient." - Steve Jobs
     
  • "Western society has accepted as unquestionable a technological imperative that is quite as arbitrary as the most primitive taboo:  not merely the duty to foster invention and constantly to create technological novelties, but equally the duty to surrender to these novelties unconditionally, just because they are offered, without respect to their human consequences."  - Lewis Mumford
     
  • "Technology… is a queer thing.  It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other."  - C.P. Snow
     
  • "The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom."  - Isaac Asimov
     
  • "Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is. " - Robert M. Pirsig
     
  • "The greatest task before civilization at present is to make machines what they ought to be, the slaves, instead of the masters of men."  - Havelock Ellis

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  • We are becoming the servants in thought, as in action, of the machine we have created to serve us.  - John Kenneth Galbraith

     
  • "Man, the living creature, the creating individual, is always more important than any established style or system." - Bruce Lee
     
  • "Is the system going to flatten you out and deny you your humanity, or are you going to be able to make use of the system to the attainment of human purposes?" - Joseph Campbell
     
  • "Computers have lots of memory but no imagination."  - Author Unknown
     
  • "The first rule of any technology used in a business is that automation applied to an efficient operation will magnify the efficiency. The second is that automation applied to an inefficient operation will magnify the inefficiency." - Bill Gates

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