Funny Quotations About Work

I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.​ -Anonymous

Getting paid to sleep... that's my dream job.​ -Unknown

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? -Edgar Bergen

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. -Jerome K. Jerome

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, Certainly, I can! Then get busy and find out how to do it.

-Theodore Roosevelt

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.​ -Stanley J. Randall

If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.​ -Claude McDonald

If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.​ -Albert Einstein

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.​ -Homer Simpson

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.​ -John Gotti

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?​ -​Kin Hubbard

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.​ -David Letterman