Excuses for Missing Work (Good and Bad Reasons)

Best and Worst Excuses for Getting Out of Work

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Do you need to take a day off, but don't have a good excuse to get out of work? Read below for some good – and very bad – excuses you can use when taking a day off from work. Also read below for tips on giving an excuse to your employer.

Good Excuses for Missing Work

If you are concerned about using the "I need a sick day" excuse too many times and want to be creative, here are some work excuses that might work when you need a reason to take time off from your job:

  • Appointments (financial planner, accountant, lawyer, etc.)
  • Babysitter problems
  • Car troubles
  • Child has to get a physical
  • Colonoscopy (nobody wants to question that)
  • Death in the family (be careful, see below)
  • Delivery (appliances or other major purchase)
  • Doctor or dentist appointment
  • Illness 
  • Family emergency (you don't need to share details)
  • Family illness (child, elderly parent)
  • Furnace needs emergency repairs
  • Leaky pipes
  • Medical procedures
  • Medical tests
  • Migraine
  • Root canal
  • School closed
  • New baby in the family

When You're Going to Be Late: Best Excuses for Being Late to Work

Tips for Giving an Excuse

When giving your employer an excuse, it is best to be as honest as you can. If you can tell the truth, it's better all the way around. You won't have to remember the excuse you gave or worry about getting caught in a lie.

However, if the reason you need to get out of work isn't acceptable for an excused absence one of the reasons listed above may be one you can use.

When telling your boss the reason for your absence, keep your excuse brief. Don’t go into an elaborate explanation – the longer the excuse, the more likely your employer is to think you are lying. Also, the longer your excuse, the less likely you will be able to remember it.

Also be sure to tell your boss about your absence as soon as possible.

The best way to do this is by calling the office as soon as possible, or emailing your boss. If your company has a particular policy for calling in sick, be sure to follow those guidelines.

Bad Excuses for Missing Work

Also remember that some excuses typically don't work. Some of them are too far-fetched, too elaborate, or simply not good enough reasons to miss a day of work. See below for some excuses that you probably do not want to use when you skip a day of work:

  • Airline lost Grandma's body shipping it back for the funeral
  • Car insurance expired
  • Death in the family (especially if you have already used this one)
  • Dog shut off alarm
  • Got arrested
  • Headache
  • Hungover
  • Lost phone
  • Office is too cold
  • Office is too hot
  • Partied too much last night
  • PMS
  • Someone stole water pipes
  • Sore feet
  • Stubbed toe

Worst Excuses for Missing Work

There are some reasons you should never give for calling in sick. CareerBuilder's annual survey of the most absurd reasons for calling in sick include the following:

  • The employee said the ozone in the air flattened his tires.
  • The employee’s pressure cooker had exploded and scared her sister, so she had to stay home.
  • The employee had to attend the funeral of his wife’s cousin’s pet because he was an uncle and pallbearer.
  • The employee was blocked in by police raiding her home.
  • The employee had to testify against a drug dealer, and the dealer’s friend mugged him.
  • The employee said her roots were showing, and she had to keep her hair appointment because she looked like a mess.
  • The employee ate cat food instead of tuna and was deathly ill.
  • The employee said she wasn’t sick but her llama was.
  • The employee had used a hair remover under her arms and had chemical burns as a result. She couldn’t put her arms down by her sides due to that.
  • The employee was bowling the game of his life and couldn’t make it to work.
  • The employee was experiencing traumatic stress from a large spider found in her home. She had to stay home to deal with the spider.
  • The employee said he had better things to do.
  • The employee ate too much birthday cake.
  • The employee was bitten by a duck.

What Can Happen if You Get Caught

Do keep in mind that, even if you use what you think is a good excuse, being dishonest can cost you your job if you're caught.

Don't think that your employer won't check up on you. They typically will not, but there is always a chance they will. CareerBuilder's annual survey reports that 33% of employers who responded to the survey have checked up on an employee to confirm their excuse for missing work. Some employers have asked to see a doctor’s note, and others have called the employee to check in on them. Some have even driven to the employee’s house.

Be Careful About Social Media

If you don’t tell your boss the truth, be very careful about using social media. According to CareerBuilder’s survey, 34% of employers surveyed have caught an employee lying about being sick by checking their social media. Double-check your privacy settings so you are aware of who can see what you post.

Even if you're careful about privacy though, don't post a status, message, or photo that contradicts what you told your boss. Your boss might not see it, but if you're friends with other people at work, it could easily get back to your manager if you're not out of the office for the reason you gave.

Email Message and Letter Work Excuse Examples
Need to provide a written excuse for missing work? These sample letters and email messages with excuses for missing work can be edited to fit your own circumstances.

Taking Time Off to Interview
What's the best way to take time off from work for a job interview? I always suggest that job seekers try to schedule interviews early or late in the day, or at lunch time. Another alternative, if you can schedule a couple of interviews on one day, is taking a vacation day.

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